Do you think Jesus craved followers?
Like did he sit around agonizing over what to post so that people he could never possibly meet pay any attention at all to him?
Sorry if this has already been covered.
@CartyBoston of course. how u gonna get 12 followers without a sound social media strategy
@CartyBoston the dude literally gave people free booze.
@Nickiquote @CartyBoston solid strategy.
@CartyBoston while there is a lot we still don’t know about the ancient Fediverse, we do know something about the diet of the time, which was heavy in beans and lentils, so it’s fair to assume that tooting was common.
@CartyBoston Is The Last Supper an example of folks posting pictures of their dinner on Instagram?
@CartyBoston many years ago archaeologists in northern Turkey unearthed the lost 'Gospel of Shitposting' which the Vatican has been trying to hide for the last however many centuries.
Pretty sure this territory has been covered in a Dan Brown novel.
@CartyBoston He was a cat-fisher, explicitly looking for disciples to become fishers of men.